You know who I'd love to see take the place of your Air Force psychologist (or possibly go along with her on the mission)? MacKenzie. Because seriously, despite the gratuitous fanon bashing of the guy (he hates Daniel and all civilians! He's a plant from the NID! He's totally incompetent!), he's obviously good at his job, or he wouldn't have at the LEAST a history of seven years at the SGC (doing autopsies (?) in the pilot, Legacy, Daniel's MRI in Lifeboat). His reaction to Daniel's begging to get in touch with the SGC and find out if Teal'c is all right shows he's capable of creative thinking. I wouldn't want him to be embedded in SG-1, but... yeah. He's one of the characters that gets demonized and doesn't deserve it. (Makepeace is another. Felger is not, heh.)
I went back and checked. Redbyrd did write an ep tag in which Sam and Daniel try to come up with a method of cleaning up stray Reetou bits, but sadly, it did not involve deadpan janitors. Someone should write our deadpan janitors, though. I'm thinking of the janitors that Miles meets in Memory who work in ImpSec HQ (aka Cockroach Central) -- are all at least Colonels, tremendously competent, proud of their jobs. I could so see people with top-notch security clearance that are more or less invalided out of active duty but still want to be on-the-spot, perfectly willing to clean coffee stains off the ceiling of Sam's lab (she and Daniel were playing with anti-gravity) or don Hazmat gear to scrape exploded shellfish scraps off the walls after all those mimic aliens went boom in the Gateroom. And so on.
this is my chance to nudge you to write a sequel to Ya Vas Lyubil
Date: 2012-10-31 07:23 am (UTC)I went back and checked. Redbyrd did write an ep tag in which Sam and Daniel try to come up with a method of cleaning up stray Reetou bits, but sadly, it did not involve deadpan janitors. Someone should write our deadpan janitors, though. I'm thinking of the janitors that Miles meets in Memory who work in ImpSec HQ (aka Cockroach Central) -- are all at least Colonels, tremendously competent, proud of their jobs. I could so see people with top-notch security clearance that are more or less invalided out of active duty but still want to be on-the-spot, perfectly willing to clean coffee stains off the ceiling of Sam's lab (she and Daniel were playing with anti-gravity) or don Hazmat gear to scrape exploded shellfish scraps off the walls after all those mimic aliens went boom in the Gateroom. And so on.
I love giving you braintics. Heh heh heh. :)